why hello there!

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth


There’s an East Wind coming.

There’s an East Wind coming.

lacigreen:

alltsar:

to everyone saying “what has happened to our world”

sad reality.

lacigreen:

alltsar:

to everyone saying “what has happened to our world”

sad reality.

edgebug:

instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

atlusshrugged:

forget about your 3ds’ or your vitas, gamers, because i got a hot new handheld for you: it’s called the bible

the-gays-of-our-lives:

Wow I miss this kitty

the-gays-of-our-lives:

Wow I miss this kitty

me, about to get mauled to death by a wolf: puppy! who's a handsome puppy

niazkillem:

panic-at-the-royalball:

niazkillem:

harry is that kid that gets kicked by the ball in the face 2 seconds after the dodgeball game starts

Wouldn’t he just use magic to block the ball?

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spinesaw:

the-butt-prince-ike:

scienceisbeauty:

This is a classic `nude calendar´ when you extract everything which transparent to X-Rays, i.e. all the flesh, and therefore any remaining sensuality.

Via Tha Mary Sue: “This Exists: X-Ray Pin-up Calendar

best thing i’ve seen all day

rjsalmond:

sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

like

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it just fucking says one “dime”

what the fuck is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this

Once I had to ask a woman at the airport what all the coins meant and she clearly thought I was the biggest idiot.

lion:

me

sickforya:

raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a boy

thedandyunderworld:

Probably one of the best costumes from the con that I’ve seen.

thedandyunderworld:

Probably one of the best costumes from the con that I’ve seen.

naturallywholocked:

if a girl asks you for a tampon, I dont care how much you hate that bitch if you have one you hand it over no one deserves that level of hell