i wish more people said that being single is normal
and you’re not going to meet and marry someone
and that’s fine
and if marriage happens, it happens. and it’s not the next big ticket to check off in life’s checklist
because not everyone meets someone they want to marry. and that’s normal
you’re not broken or unfulfilled if you are single
I haven’t seen the new episode yet, but based on my dash, I believe this is how it ends.
WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS
do you ever catch yourself thinking of something so weird and fucked up that you have to stop mid-thought and your face is
just had a dream where someone stole my socks and framed me for murder using the dna on them
i dreamt i stole someones socks omg
i’m calling the police
I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.
like…who makes the decisions and why do the friends go along with it….
THAT THING RIGHT THERE
WHAT IS GOING ON
Why does no one tell me if we have people over, I just walked downstairs wearing a ‘say hey if youre gay’ T-shirt and batman boxers. We had 8 people over.
They sawdid any of them say hey
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Sheik - Hyrule Warriors
Soccer players in the world cup be getting barely touched and falling like
Words. To. Live. By.
Back ground nurse:
"I have a shirt here, if you…oh my. wow. Hello.
There is no shirt here.”
Tumblr wins the internet again.
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Welcome to the Moran-Moriarty household where dinner consists of great deserts, and casual conversations about murder methods.
THIS never gets old.